Colt and the Hair

Colt Sinclair-Deane, the world’s oldest true Mexican, is a world renowned Taco seller who invented his own brand, known as Coltanian Tacos, the Soggiest in Sight!TM

Later in his life, after his Taco business was sold to Fernando Ferrotti, his arch-rival in the taco selling industry, Colt was without his one true love, tacos. After wandering the Mexican Desert and being laughed at by the many cacti residing there, Colt met a mysterious object sitting upon a rock. It looked like a wig, all blonde and curly, and it appeared warm and enticing. Colt was drawn to this, and as he sat beside it, it latched onto his arm and pulled itself towards his head. Upon making contact with Colt’s shaven scalp its roots buried themselves deep. The being is a parasite known as the Hair, an alien being as old as Time, (Time is a martian who is 400 years old, not the clock time). The Hair moved to Earth where it latched onto Rapunzel, and lived prosperously on her head for many decades. Eventually, she let her hair down, but the Hair was unprepared for this, and detached from her head. The Hair then became a raging alcoholic, depressed at losing its true love. In anger it attached to and immediately killed many humans by sucking out their brains, before one day, his eyes met the gaze of Mexican legend Colt, and his love was kindled.